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peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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(via the-shman-queen)

robertge:

precarioussanity:

greencarnations:

renegade-chandelure:

titenoute:

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY

NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NONONONONONONON BYE

ONE TIME I WANTED TO SHOW THIS TO A FRIEND SO I JUST SEARCHED “THAT FUCKING KOREAN COMIC”AND IT WAS THE FIRST RESULT


FUCK I STARED AT THIS HOPING IT WASN’T A GIF.
IT’S NOT BUT HOLY SHIT THE MEMORY IS STILL THERE.

I had headphones on at the time. worst memory of my fucking life

robertge:

precarioussanity:

greencarnations:

renegade-chandelure:

titenoute:

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY

NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NONONONONONONON BYE

ONE TIME I WANTED TO SHOW THIS TO A FRIEND SO I JUST SEARCHED “THAT FUCKING KOREAN COMIC”

AND IT WAS THE FIRST RESULT

FUCK I STARED AT THIS HOPING IT WASN’T A GIF.

IT’S NOT BUT HOLY SHIT THE MEMORY IS STILL THERE.

I had headphones on at the time. worst memory of my fucking life

(Source: brixyfire, via lionsli0ns)

sherlocksmyth:

hotbabysitter:

My name is Juliet Capulet and I’m 13 years young and I luv my bf Romeo so much we’re gunna get married i luv him so much& we just met hehe xD I wuld give my life for him!

That’s it. That’s the play.

(Source: juilan, via officiallemongrab)

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via officiallemongrab)

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

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animaglacialis:

itsa-me-amelie:

verceri:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

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imagine that howling at the moon

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imagine

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Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

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the big wolves are his younger sisters

oh my fucking god it got better

(Source: jetstreamsamofficial, via officiallemongrab)

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge, via officiallemongrab)

bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

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