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the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via friendly-fyres)

americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

(via itsmemacleod)

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

(via a-little-bit-of-that)

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

(via a-little-bit-of-that)

tittyglitterdance:

judaaru:

what if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back

that would be alarming

(Source: fizzjams, via a-little-bit-of-that)

itsmemacleod:

a-certain-life:

kunamathesilverfilly:

archicide:

a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

It’s their fedaura.

In my day, we just called them asshats.

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flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

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if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

(Source: pidgeling, via roaring-nothingness)

arienreign:

hello 911 I want to report a theft. yes. A cutie stole my heart. No. I just want the cutie back.  They can keep my heart. Thank you. Yes. I’ll stay on the line. 

(via lionsli0ns)

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randomhero36587:


This took me about a week to do. Decided to do a digital portrait, wanted to do Nikki Sixx. So I used a reference picture of him in the shout at the devil era.



 



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randomhero36587:

This took me about a week to do. Decided to do a digital portrait, wanted to do Nikki Sixx. So I used a reference picture of him in the shout at the devil era.
 


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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via the-shman-queen)