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pixelflutter:

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

[/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD

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slightlyignorant:

what-lovely-books:

if you have a different opinion than me on a book then i will ask you to go get coffee with me so that we can discuss this because different opinions are awesome as fuck

Basically - the best date ever? Yes? Yes.

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najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

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nishlo:

nishlo:

nudists don’t have pockets

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I…Is that a machete…?

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via ruinedchildhood)

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

(Source: oomshi, via mxcleod)

thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

I laughed so hard I literally started crying

wtf is that why their noses LOOK like bike horns too?

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