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jonny-poopoo-pants:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

For The First Time Ever, All Four Eyewitness Accounts of The Murder of Michael Brown Put In Chronological OrderThe most detailed side-by-side telling of each eyewitness account of the Mike Brown murder in chronological order #JusticeForMichaelBrown [@ShaunKing]

Reblog the fuck out of this

BOOST^^^^^^^

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fox-mulder-fbi:

itsmemacleod:

Today was a good day, not too bad for my 17th birthday.

So this kid is actually too attractive to be this young and I started following when he was 16 and I feel like I should be arrested because it was a total thirst follow I’m gonna be honest with y’all.

no offense intended whatsoever, but I couldn’t relate to the hype over your selfies until I saw this one. goddammit.

fox-mulder-fbi:

itsmemacleod:

Today was a good day, not too bad for my 17th birthday.

So this kid is actually too attractive to be this young and I started following when he was 16 and I feel like I should be arrested because it was a total thirst follow I’m gonna be honest with y’all.

no offense intended whatsoever, but I couldn’t relate to the hype over your selfies until I saw this one. goddammit.

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Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

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neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

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heart:

do-raymi:

Alright im done following my heart. Wheres the unfollow button.

excuse me?

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thebookworm:

evilsupplyco:

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.

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schlongwoo:

kiyotakasgirlfriend:

one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone

she dun put a cartridge in that partridge 

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lizclimo:

Sam and The Monster

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deathbycas:

dingle-dangle:

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father

"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"

"Dad, you don’t mean-"

"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*

"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".

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